heyy been forever imma try an put some shit up here....
In a weird Snookers world, like me and Snookers would make the best,
like, little guidos and guidettes, little poofs and blow-outs on our little kids.--Pauly D
I couldn't have sex with my girl, she had her period.
I go to take her pants off - she wouldn't let me, no big deal.-- Pauly D
My hair didn't even move an inch and I was in & out of the water.
My hair's windproof, waterproof, soccerproof, motocycleproof. I'm not sure if my hair's bulletproof, I'm not willin' to try that.--Pauly D
Through the scuffle Snooks gets hit in the face, again.
Poor girl… she needs to take some karate classes or somethin’. She needs self defense.
Somebody’s got to teach her how to fight or duck.--DJ Pauly D
Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience.--Snookie
I ain’t wearing this shirt when we go out; this is the shirt BEFORE the shirt.--Situation
Told ya, I needed to come to the hood to get a haircut.--Vinny
I can't see any ice creams, I can't see any customers, cuz I'm a f*ckin' Smurf.--Snookie
I don’t like tests, that’s why I didn’t go to college.. don’t test me, cuz I will fail a majority of the time.--Ronnie
I don’t give a f*ck. You had my sloppy seconds, good for you… & obviously you’re loosey-goose cuz he got it in--Snookie
I can’t believe your chick bounced.. did you try to put it in her butt or somethin-- Pauly D
Standing in one corner, 4 foot 9, 2 inches w/the poof, 'Snooki' Polizzi...
standing in the other corner at 322 lbs, the Staten Island Dump.--Ronnie
"Life is full of choices. We don’t always make good ones--Crank
Love is just another word for sex--Burned;;Ellen Hopkins
just because your perfectly happy with someone
it doesnt mean your past disappears because
once you fall in love your not supposed to fall out
there's nothing a girl wants more than something she cant have
just wanna let you know we appreciate everything you do for us on a day to day
and i know we don't show you all the time but we lucky that you ours
no bouquet of flowers could ever show how much we know we need you
see boo, fuck them girls i would leave the world fore i leave you
make God say even eve and adam aint got shit on these two--Ti GOT YOUR BACK
I was wondering maybe could i make you my baby
if we do the unthinkable would it make us look crazy
if youuu ask me im ready--UNTHiNKABLE ALiCiA KEYS
if a bitch try and get cute imma sock her--NiCKi MiNAJ
you cant tie me down like a pair of shoe strings:))
cause your the apple to pie
your the straw to my berry
your the smoke to my high
and your the one i wanna marry--PERFECT TWO AUBURN
you know im chillin on the back roads laid back rollin to some George Jones,
Smoke rollin out the window, an ice cold beer sitting in the console
memory lane up in the headlights its got me reminiscin on the good times
sittin turning off the real life, driving that truck
hittin easy street in mud tires--DiRT ROAD ANTHEM
and all this small twon he said she said aint it funny how rumors spread
like i know somethin yall downt know man this shit is getting old
man mind your business watch your mouth
before i have to knock your loud ass out--DiRT ROAD ANTHEM
you fucking with niggas thats insecure,watered down, my shit is pure
write down my number but dont call me till your sure
i aint beggin just trying to relocate between ya legs--TUPAC RATHA BE YA NiGGA
i pray your brakes go out running down a hill
i pray a flowerpot falls from a window sill and knocks you in the head like id like too
i pray your birthday comes and nobody calls i pray your flying high when your engine stalls
i pray all your dreams never come true
just know wherever you are honey, i pray for you--i PRAY FOR YOU
okayyy def. adding more soooooon...maybe hahaha sorry i was jersey shore happy in this post:)
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